Seriously? I’m diabetic. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Is Diabetes a joke to you or something? Are my blood sugar levels funny?

You know what? Mom was right about you. You are an instigator and a shit-monger. She says it’s because your parents got divorced and your mom is a trashy dumpster slut with labia that flap like the wings of a manta ray, who spends her nights eating ecstacy and sucking the cream filling out of chocolate eclairs.

She says you can’t come over to our house anymore.