Temporality wakens visions of my own mortality. We only have so much time. We must milk this teet called life. We must milk it dry. Until it squirts out nothing but tumbleweeds and cricket noises. Then we die. Eaten by our own pets.
This is my Bucket List:
1) Leaktite 2 Gallon bucket. 8 quarts. $3.58.
Made of durable white plastic. 9.2 inches depth. 9.5 inches height.
9.5 inches diameter. 0.78 lbs.
Rugged, injection-molded plastic. Resists acids, alkalis, paint and harsh chemicals.
10.5 inches depth. 10.25 inches height. With graduation markings.
Excellent little device for composting all your left over food scraps. The smooth, plastic inner-liner creates the perfect digestion chamber to facilitate composting and lets you recycle organic left over from meals. The beautiful exterior is made with real bamboo and will accent any counter top.
8 inches depth. 11.25 inches height. 3 lbs. 5% made from real wood.
This bucket has an all-metal construction for resilience.
6.75 inches depth. 7.75 inches height. 6.63 inches diameter. 0.4 lbs.
Comes in blue and grey plastic.
Rolls around like a little bitch.
Commercial grade plastic. Higher back for comfortable wringing. Lower front for easier placing of mop reducing back strain.
18 inches height.
This delightful decorative pail is ready for the holidays.
5.75 inches height. 0.2 lbs.
Light weight. Ultra-portable. $11.67 per dozen.
Smaller than a Mountain Dew.
Adorable fire dog.
5.76 inches height. 7 lbs shipping weight for dozen.
Shaped like a fucking octopus. Come on. So cool.
9.7 inches height. 8 legs. 1 smile. Ages 3 years and up.
Buckets of fun.