Dear Adam a.k.a The Sand Man

I love The Honukkah Song! It’s seriously like one of my top 3 favorite songs. It goes, in no particular order, The Honukkah Song, Linger by The Cranberries, and Fuckin’ In The Butt by David Allen Coe. But seriously, Honukkah Song is the nipples. Like, the part where you start naming all the famous people that are Jewish? Love it. LOVE IT. How’d you think of that anyways? You’re so creative and funny. You must come up with so much wacky stuff. That’s probably why you are a famous movie star and everything. I mean, I’m not technically Jewish or whatever but you seriously make it look like so much fun. So jeal. Thanks for everything.

Love,

Pud D.